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brownglucose:

tubesock:

nipple piercings are boring af

one of those simple ass things that gets hyped tf up by bloggers who haven’t ever been exposed to shit

just like tattoos

*shakes pierced nipples up and down the dash*

"If you can ‘huh’ you can hear."
-African American Proverb  (via blackproverbs)
Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

starslicer:

mualien:

thotmom:

woodmeat:

ballinmp3:

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

A lie n a half I swear

if this a lie why im at the top fuck u mean

Literally only Taurus’ and other Capricorns get my sense of humor. This true af

FUCKING
YES

for once something positive about gems. :3

Lol at dark humor.

Welp.

woodmeat:

beigekage:

woodmeat:

*throws flag* nigga said he has android but he using emojis indiscriminately foul on the play

image

Hows that a foul though?

illegal use of emoji on the offense

the play is being reviewed

crownprince81:

cosbyykidd:

thatdudeemu:

We all have find memories of finding that first porn VHS tape in our parents room

Not at my house. We serve the Lord.

^^^^lmfaooo

bootyscientist:

find you a girl that’s supportive and looks good when she not even trying

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;)