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Hump day

Our last few sessions seemed happen on Wednesdays…

thetowndrugdealer:

i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral 

Fuck me like you mean it.

hello-lexii:

Use my thighs to block out the noise of the world and release your frustrations on my clit. Bend me over and stretch your muscles as you pound my pussy. Forget your troubles as you watch my thighs and ass receive the force of your strokes. Let your stress melt on my tongue.

Black-m3rmaid

Okay, okay, good.

I knocked on all wood in this house and on the tree outside just incase.

Black-m3rmaid

… take that back.. do not speak it into existence….

No.
No.
No.
Damn …..
Nooooooo……

I’ve been

Extremely horny
Gassy
Hungry
And things that never made me “uneasy” and want to throw up now make me gag…

What’s going on b…

"A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"
-My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

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 are you gay?
straight people:  wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people:  hella
pan/bi/poly people:  ish?  are you straight?
straight people:  YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people:  nah
pan/bi/poly people:  ish?